queenrylan:

esotericalesbians:

it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob

what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob

Because we have vaginas

michaelsrainbowhair:

"you only like that band for their loo-"

"you’re such a fake fa-"

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"i knew them before they were popu-"

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kiodi:

my last word will probably be either “whoops” or “shit”

smashton5sos:

let’s all make an agreement if that by some stroke of luck one of us ends up dating a member of 5sos, we keep her blog a secret because we all know how the twitter fam would react

5sos-writing:

oh mygod im so osrry i made this please forgive me 

it’s my first edit and I don’t know if i should make more hmm

excuse my blog I’m fixing shit, making it look pretty

reblog if a celebrity has ever changed your life in a positive way

niam-hugs:

I’m trying to prove my friend something

lukey:

Bae❤️

guldo:

IM FUCKIN CRYING

platonicpenetration:

who knew

zeklos:

foreverdepressedteen:

allhailtheboyking:

IM GOING TO SCREAM IM IN CLASS AND THESE GIRLS WHO BULLIED ME IN 5TH GRADE ARE WHISPERING AND THEYRE LIKE

"holy shit did she go to our elementary school"

"i dont know if thats her"

"i rly dont think thats her guys"

AND THE TEACHER CALLED MY NAME AND THEY GO

"holy shit shes hot"

THIS

IS

THE

FUCKING

L I F E

YOU FUCKING GO IM PROUD OF YOU

OWN IT FOR ALL OF US

cliffordsoreo:

because i love my baby and because she doesn’t take good selfies🐶💗