thequeerclone:

the fact that there have no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people

foxnewsofficial:

i have lost all motivation i only care about christmas

confirmance:

when people that were rude to you ask you for a favor

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me: tru tbh but like idk like but idk man u kno? idk

mikepistols:

THIS WILL FOREVER BE THE FUNNIEST CALUM TWEET IN EXISTENCE

clemmingos:

09.1.14 london

showmerevenge:

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sassy luke?

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don’t

be

mean

to

lukey

a little payback i see

#askmikey

i’m michael, michael is me, we are one 

are you on your period?

of course 

luke finally said it you’ll think but thenmaybe shutup will be our always

Cake - Mashton - Cashton

cuddleclifford:

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breakburnandends:

i was so ugly in 2008 because i didnt care about my looks i cared about the jonas brothers

tristanirwin:

x

sEND ME ASHTON BLURBS PLS PLS ASHTON FEELS

please guys omg

artichokeonthisdick:

OH MY GOD

sEND ME ASHTON BLURBS PLS PLS ASHTON FEELS

smileylucas:

mikey messing up on the lyrics (+)